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Congratulations on your purchase of the SonySung Cephscope! The SonySung Cephscope is the leading manufacturer in hypersensory, virtual home entertainment. Below is a guide to help you get started. WARNING: The SonySung Cephscope is not intended for children under the age of 16, as it can cause permanent sensory confusion. Keep small parts away from infants and toddlers.
Set Up:
1. Place cephscope receptors in the intended room for primary use, away from household human traffic and liquids.
2. Hold down button until blue light is on for each of the four receptors.
3. Once each receptor light is activated, place cephscope body on desired surface, and run the Installation Hardware for optimal performance.
4. After installing the hardware, unlock and open the lid to the reservoir, fill the reservoir with tepid water up to the designated line, and add one tablespoon iodized salt. (DO NOT use sea salt.) Close and lock reservoir.
5. Restart the cephscope. The receptors should now be synced with the cephscope and turn on and off with it.
6. Unplug the charged ear buds from cephscope, insert into ears, and enjoy your virtual experience!
Care and Cleaning:
1. Clean out reservoir and refill once every month.
2. Always use cephscope with two ear buds per person per use. Make sure they are properly charged, and reservoir is properly filled, or brain damage can occur.
3. Never allow animals in room while cephscope is in use.
4. Do not spill any liquids on cephscope. If spilling does occur, turn off device and wipe off immediately. Refill the reservoir as in set up.
5. Women pregnant, nursing, or taking oral contraceptives should not operate the cephscope.
6. Dizziness, confusion, visual distortion, or hypersensitivity to color can occur with excessive exposure to the cephscope. Discontinue use if these symptoms occur over a prolonged period of time.
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This Important Cephscope Information Manual contains specific instructions regarding the use, care, and, feeding of your cephscope.
Operating the Cephscope For maximum efficiency, place the cephscope on a table approximately 3 ft high about 10 ft away from the wall the images with be projected onto. The large round red button on the top should be pressed to initiate the projection. When pressed, this button will turn green, indicating the cephscope is on and working properly. If the images and light are not projected onto the wall please contact our Support and Maintenance team.
Handling the Cephscope The cephscope was designed to remain in a stationary position. It should not be exposed to direct sunlight under any conditions. If you must transport the cephscope, cover it with a dark cloth or return it to its original packaging. Do not spill any sugary substances on the cephscope.
Cleaning the Cephscope The cephscope must only ever be cleaned using the fine-tipped brush provided. The glass lens may be cleaned using any household glass cleaning products. For maximum neon geometric imagery, dust the cephscope regularly.
Battery and Glass/ Small Particles Because of the cephscope’s intricate interior operating system, it may shatter if dropped. The frontal lens is made of glass and may also shatter if dropped on a hard surface. It is important to keep the cephscope out of the reach of small children who may consume these particles.
Repairing the Cephscope Never attempt to repair the cephscope yourself. Because of the fragility of its parts, dissembling the cephscope in any way could cause irreversible damage. Please contact Support and Maintenance immediately if there is a problem with your cephscope.
Additional Information For more information regarding the use, care, and feeing of your cephscope, or to report maintenance problems please call 1-800-GET-HIGH.
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Cephascope --Take care that the machine is plugged in before turning it on.
--Remove the headphones from the top of the machine and place them on your ears.
--Press the button to eject the visual screen from the side of the cephascope. Take care that you do not accidentally disengage the wincalscent.
--Press the “on” button.
--Enjoy!!
Troubleshooting: --Should the cephascope cease to work, toggle the on/off switch several times.
--Should the cephascope still not work, try unplugging and replugging in the unit.
--If the visuals are not working, but the audio is, try readjusting the headset.
--If all else fails, call 1-800-CEPH and a trained representative will be available to help you.
